There are days when I feel like I don’t know much, but here are a few things I do know …
· My student loans are not going to default
· My car warrantee is not about to expire … nor is it eligible for renewal
· My window order is not on hold pending important information
· My criminal records are not about to be made public
· My AC/plumbing/ductwork/dishwasher repairs are not warrantied
· I did not miss your call about a lucrative job offer
· I was not just chosen for the Who’s Who of International Businessmen.
IT’S ALL SPAM … and I’m not talking about the almost edible canned meat. These are ploys marketers have tried to get me to respond to their offers. Why don’t I bite? Because of what I know. My knowledge of my affairs allows me to hit delete with impunity. But … these spam attacks must be awful for people who don’t know the status of their loans, just repaired their AC … or have a hidden past.
That last one is perhaps the cruelest. If you’ve walked away from a rough but hidden past … you might panic. Even if our memories contained nothing to convict us, the more susceptible among us might wonder, “Is there something I don’t know about?” Not only do I have no memories of illegal activity, the FBI assured the Panamanian government (and me) that I have no criminal record. Its wonderfully freeing to know what not to believe based on an authoritative source.